National Kick John or Eli day. If your friend is name either Eli or John you can kick your heart’s content out of them.
Jimmy:Hey Eli
Eli: Hey
*Jimmy Kicks Eli Randomly in the nuts*
Eli: What the F**k
Jimmy:It’s November 15
Eli: Oh I forgot
Eli: Hey
*Jimmy Kicks Eli Randomly in the nuts*
Eli: What the F**k
Jimmy:It’s November 15
Eli: Oh I forgot
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