November 15

National Kick John or Eli day. If your friend is name either Eli or John you can kick your heart’s content out of them.

Jimmy:Hey Eli
Eli: Hey
*Jimmy Kicks Eli Randomly in the nuts*
Eli: What the F**k

Jimmy:It’s November 15
Eli: Oh I forgot

by Thisis100%Real October 28, 2019

July 15

if someone is born on july 15 you have to give them head it’s a law

wanna suck it?
no
i was born on july 15
ohhhh okay come here

by babydrivrr November 11, 2020

November 15

My bday

My bday is on November 15

by Person_. November 13, 2020

Pen 15

A club that unlocks the secrets of the universe.

“To join the ‘pen 15 club’ just write it on your wrist in sharpie”

by Daddys cunt 💦💦💦 March 25, 2019

May 15

Slap dat booty and grab dem titties day

Yo its may 15 you k how what that means

by Shreks apprentice May 11, 2020

December 15

December 15th is national dirty knees day. So get on those knees and suck away!

Aw dude it’s December 15 you know what that means?
No bro
*pushes on knees*

by Dicey rice December 5, 2019

frosh 15

It is a phenomenon where college kids put on 15 pounds due to poor nutrition and lack of cooking ability.

Ay yo is that frosh 15? You look like you gained a few.

by Fangstar January 26, 2012