`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qwertyuiop[{]}asdfghjkl;:'"zxcvbnm,<.>/??/>.<,mnbvcxz"':;lkjhgfdsa}]{[poiuytrewq+=_-)0(9*8&7^6%5$4#3@2!1~` 

how the fuck did you end up here- how bored were you to type this out, how bored were you to read this of all things instead of doing your HOMEWORK ZOEY
were you as bored as i was making this?
thats cool

but anyways, are you really THAT BORED to type out in full `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qwertyuiop{}asdfghjkl;:'"zxcvbnm,<.>/??/>.<,mnbvcxz"':;lkjhgfdsa}]{poiuytrewq+=_-)0(9*8&7^6%5$4#3@2!1~` [like... really imagine what you could do with that time, you could exist

other things

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qwertyuiop[{]}asdfghjkl;:'"zxcvbnm,<.>/??/>.<,mnbvcxz"':;lkjhgfdsa}]{[poiuytrewq+=_-)0(9*8&7^6%5$4#3@2!1~` by averokage June 14, 2021

douche.0 

A person who somehow manages to take their douche baggery to a whole new level

Wow! I always knew he was a douche, but that last move brought him to level douche.0

douche.0 by sexmuffin47 July 29, 2011

Hippie 2.0 

Some people, modern day, who are true to the counterculture expression "Turn on, tune in, drop out", except Hippie 2.0s interpret it differently, (think different). They "turn on" to soft drugs, they "turn on" their computers, they "tune in" to the internet and its news, blogs, sites, and opinions, they drop out of school in pursuit of internet entrepreneurship (modern self-sufficiency). They live, renouncing material possession for minimalism. They embrace thrift and frugality, they purchase quality over quantity. Because Hippie 2.0s have few possessions, as they are burdens, they are mobile like their Hippie forefathers traveling the world (this time my plane). Globalization has made "needs" "relatively cheap", while "wants" are expensive, therefore a Hippie 2.0 needs little income, because his only expenses are "relatively cheap". Don't be fooled, a Hippie 2.0 is a true Hippie, just a modern day, pragmatic idealistic, incarnation.

If you've seen him, listen to his wisdom. Remember that guy from Highschool, he's a now Hippie 2.0.

Hippie 2.0 by D. Clark January 1, 2012

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP[{]}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<,\.>/? 

when you are bored in class and you decide to write this

im just gonna type `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<,\.>/? into my keyboard just because..

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP[{]}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<,\.>/? by insert pseudonym heree November 2, 2020

~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=qwertyuiop{[]|\asdfghjkl:;"'zxcvbnm<,>.?//?.>,<mnbvcxz'";:lkjhgfdsa\|][{poiuytrewq=+-_0)9(8*7&6^5%4$3#2@1!`~ 

Wow. You're that bored? I didn't even think that was possible.

"You: i need to get my schoolwork done
Also You: types in ~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=qwertyuiop{|\asdfghjkl:;"'zxcvbnm<,>.?//?.>,<mnbvcxz'";:lkjhgfdsa\|][{poiuytrewq=+-_0)9(8*7&6^5%4$3#2@1!`~"

~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=qwertyuiop{[]|\asdfghjkl:;"'zxcvbnm<,>.?//?.>,<mnbvcxz'";:lkjhgfdsa\|][{poiuytrewq=+-_0)9(8*7&6^5%4$3#2@1!`~ by averokage January 4, 2021

192.168.0.1 

Common IP address for routers. The administrative functions of most routers can be manipulated by entering the IP address into a browser. The username is usually left blank, and the password is usually "admin."

h4x0r 1: "Man, RoadRunner changed it so I can't have a network on my cable modem!"

h4x0r 2: "Chillax. Go to 192.168.0.1 and clone the cable modem's MAC address to the router."

(Note: The above conversation was translated from l33t for the purpose of distribution.)

192.168.0.1 by Philbert0 July 24, 2008

The 0-60 

The time it takes a man's dick to go from limp to hard.

Harold: Hey what's "The 0-60" on your dick bro? No homo.

Luther: Uhh with the average chick about 1 minute but if its with your mom its 0.8 seconds.

Harold: FML.

The 0-60 by shiftyclaybob January 26, 2010