ape gooch

When one's taint is hairy and sweaty, not unlike an ape.

She wanted to lick my ass, but I have an ape gooch, so I told her to reconsider.

I survived a plane crash in the mountains by using my ape gooch to distill water.

You have an ape gooch.

Your ape gooch had a musky stench.

by Chi facebook March 3, 2016

Ape-Itude

To Be an Ape beyond normal measures.

The mongo apes talked with lots of ape-itude

by Dar2 March 21, 2017

The Ape in the Cape

An annoying piece of shit that follows you around like shit on your shoe, makes weird noises and has less brain function than a stroke victim.

Shut the fuck up you are like The Ape in the Cape

by Bolshoe Kino November 23, 2022

holy apes

What happens when you're texting too fast using T9 and 'holy crap' turns into 'holy apes'.

holy apes did you see that!? :O

by Delleve March 8, 2008

ape cockery

Noun/Verb: the act of conducting yourself in a socially unacceptable manner.

Examples include: dancing on/around vehicles in parking lots, blasting loud music that no one besides you wants to hear, etc.

I hate working Friday night, there is too much ape cockery going on in this parking deck.

by Eric Moore-Avis January 28, 2014

sub-ape

A specific type of ape, usually named, Ryan, in which he cannot follow through on the sub ape shemale he is trying to get

He is such a sub-ape he cant even get her

by hyfen BadAss July 11, 2014

Multi-Apping

When your working on an app for examplye Uber or lyft and also working for Uber eats.

The incident occurred while I was multi-apping. I was working for Uber and Grub Hub at the same time.

by Cindiemateo July 21, 2019