Differentiate 

Something I'm not good at

I genuinely can't differentiate between slights and compliments. My bad. I think it's a tone thing. Am I being mocked? I have no idea. I'm so completely socially inept I cannot tell whether or not someone is on my side or hates my guts.

Differentiate by Hym Iam April 4, 2022

The difference 

I DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HOSTILE AND NON-HOSTILE WHEN YOU DO THAT SHIT AND I DONT HAVE ACCESS TO THE THING THAT ALLOWS YOU TO KNOW WHO I AM IN SPITE OF THE FACT THAT I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

Iam *breathing heavily* "Haaa... Haaa... Haaa..."

Hym "What's the matter with you?"

Iam *breathing heavily* "Haa... Haaa... I think I'm... Haa... Having a panic attack... Haa..."

Hym"WHAT!? ARE WE GOING TO DIE!? 😱" *Starts running around in circles* "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! WE'RE GOING TO DIE! YOU'RE GOING TO STROKE OUT AND WE'RE GOING TO DIE!"

Iam *breathing heavily* "Haa... You're not... Helping..."

Hym "Why is this happening!?"

Iam *breathing heavily* "I'm just freaking out... Haa... I don't think they know that I can't tell the difference between hostile and non-hostile... Haa... And every time they do that it triggers a stress response... Haa... Either that or they don't care... Haa... In which case, they what that to happen... Haa... I don't know what to do about this... We... We need to do something about this... Haa... Haa... Shit, this is not good..."

Hym "AAAAHHHHHH!!! SHIT! WHAT DO WE DO!? WHAT DO WE DO!?" 😱 *running around in circles* "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Iam "THAT ISN'T HELPING! Haa... Ha..."

Hym 😱 *running around in circles* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"

Iam *Breathing heavily* "Haa... Haa... Let's just go. Let's go. We'll be find... We... just have to take our mind off it..."

The difference by Hym Iam June 10, 2022

Same Diffrence 

A phrase used when you say something wrong and someone corrects you. It implies that everything you said has alot of similar diffrences that noone can argue wrong.

Susan: "The moon is made of cheese"
Joelle: "No, it isn't."
Susan: "Same diffrence."

Same Diffrence by booknerd<3 September 10, 2010

split the difference 

When ones g-string divides shit (or diarrhea) into two separate bodies.

I will never take off my favorite g-string. I will split the difference from now on.

split the difference by ideasnshit October 6, 2010

difference between attacking people and problems 

in our modern soc-med world, a very important moral quality that you absolutely cannot, and will never be able to, buy at the local Walmart.

the main reason the 2016 campaign rhetoric was so vitriolic and insidious was that both presidential nominees didn't know, or didn't bother to learn, the difference between attacking people and problems.

difference between attacking people and problems by Uncle Dimma October 1, 2018

irreconcilable differences 

50% Chance this is an insult. If you are wrong, then it doesnt matter because insult recepient is well enough adjusted to have a laugh.

Person A : Ahhh, your parents had irreconcilable differences.
Person B:. That Insult was exremely uncalled for and unproffesional.

irreconcilable differences by smart ass guy July 9, 2011

same difference 

Kayla's a fag.

this came up in a long and very drawn out conversation at uti.

a boy and a girl have the same difference by both being opposite genders.

same difference by Kandi.Cane January 6, 2008