The J Shaumberg

Passing fecal matter onto partners chest and dipping your male reproductive organ into the fecal, then inserting into partners mouth.

The J Shaumberg was Jorey and TJ's favorite thing to do during foreplay.

by Alyssa G January 27, 2008

PAD-J

/pad, jā/

pronounced "Pad-Jay".

noun: PAD-J; plural noun: PAD-Js

1.
a person who introduces and plays recorded popular music while performing over the music with a PAD instrument such as an MPC, MASCHINE, Push, Launchpad or other pad-oriented instrument.
2.
A modern DJ that actually does something. i.e. A DJ with actual musical skill.

"Thank god we had a PAD-J at that party not a DJ!"
"The PAD-J was tearing it up last night!"
"I'll bet that PAD-J has no problem with foreplay"

by Music History Professor June 1, 2018

J-maring

A person who steals hotel breakfast and eats it on the road.

"Hey look John is putting together a sandwich again while driving. He's J-Maring again."

by C Bra August 30, 2007

dick j

Short for Dick Job, or, "Hand Job". This is when the hand is used to create an orgasmic experience for a male.

Mary gave Sam a "dick j"! Can you believe it!!11one

by Richard Hedd April 12, 2007

J-Walking

Act of some illegal idiot attempting to cross the street where there is on-coming traffic and no crosswalk.

'There is no crosswalk here! Stop J-Walking! I will hit you!'

'Let me hit this J-walker man, it will be an improvement to the Gene-pool.'

by Anonymous 11111112929292894985 October 23, 2008

J-Hope

The sunshine of BTS. He is also the best dancer.

"J-HOPE!"

~Min Yoongi

by Purple Scorpion September 26, 2018

j lo

big ol' butt

Jennifer Lopez

by john batey January 30, 2003