Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
An incredibly horny man. Derived from the song "John Harrolson, John Harrolson" which tells the story of a perverted soldier.
by Stonewallism November 05, 2018
by awesomemannn September 23, 2021
A John Flansburgh is a sexual act in which you fuck a woman doggy style and then charge her $650 for the mediocre act.
Person 1: "I gave your wife a John Flansburgh in the bed last night."
Person 2: "A John Flansburgh? Are you out of your goddamn mind? It's a sexual act, and a fucking disgusting one."
Person 2: "A John Flansburgh? Are you out of your goddamn mind? It's a sexual act, and a fucking disgusting one."
by cockwafer May 14, 2024
This is the act rolling into a strip club for style in order to get the attention of not only the stripper but the other patrons in the fine establishment.
by GrannyLicker69BangingTime June 08, 2022
He is the thiccest man in existence the sound of his asscheeks clapping is louder than Thor smacking the fuck out of a mountain if i was gay id tap that ass we do not stop until nightfall
by IsBadAtMath November 07, 2023
by Johnballs69696969696969 March 05, 2022