camel hand

when your pants and underwear squelch up uncomfortably into your butt crack creating a slight amount of suction. this leads to redness and chaffing (in extreme cases underwear is sucked up the buttocks and travels backwards through your organs. The garment ends up coming out of your ear, giving the panties a waxen glow.) your , best cured removing the garments and applying liberal amounts of vinegar. the acid counters the skin irritation.
"Wow! These pants sure do give me camel hand!"
"Ugh, these pants give me such bad camel hand!"
by pinnigan December 30, 2011
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hand me down pussy

When she opened her legs, you could clearly see hand me down pussy. Pre gapped with hanging lips.
by 0513197810071973 August 11, 2022
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Porn Handed

When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks in.
I was caught porn handed. I was jackin to some BDSM, and I feel asleep. I woke up to my sister vomiting because of the horrible site.
by Basileusoftheworld December 10, 2015
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1 hand and a stunt man

When someone you like is unavailable. So you search porn till you find an actor/actress that looks similar enough. So when you go to masturbate ,you can squint your eyes and not be able to tell the difference
"She's married ,so I pulled a 1 hand and a stunt man last night and fell asleep"
by Rezboy sunday October 31, 2023
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Second Hand Snitch

A person who hangs around the breakroom listening in on conversations. When they hear someone talking about a employee breaking a minor rule they'll report to the boss what they heard. The victim will never know who turned them in.
Bill was the boss's favorite Second Hand Snitch.
by OneWhoKnowsBetter July 27, 2021
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hand truck

A furious hand job done out of built up frustration towards said victim. Once this pinching grasp occurs, the devastating effects are inescapable. Frequent symptoms include: swelling, irritated skin, and in extreme cases tearing.
I'd hate to be that guys girlfriend. I hear when she's pmsing she gives some serious hand trucks.
by Hand truck man December 12, 2015
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offer a hand

To give someone pleasure, and get something you want in return.
I will offer a hand if you buy me diamonds?.
by JailBait33 March 27, 2018
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