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Fart Finish

When horse-racing officials used to use a burst of colored gas at the finish line to determine the winner of a race, as opposed to using a photograph. Not to be confused with finishing each other‘s farts, or Fart Finnish.
That race was a real squeaker. A real fart finish. You racist!
by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018
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third-degree fart

Unlike a mildly-to-moderately-heated first- or second-degree fart that may merely cause minor reddening and/or blistering, this term refers to a super-hot expellation of concentrated putrid methane that not only broils Uranus and singes your butthole-hairs on the way out, but it also scorches the thigh/knee of any unfortunate fellow human being who happens to be unsuspectingly holding you on his lap at the time! It is wise, therefore, to be constantly "aware" of your colon's current "status" or "progression" of fart-activity whenever you're canoodling with someone, so that if you "feel one on the way", you can hastily hop off (here's one case where your lover most definitely **won't** think you rude or anti-social when you abruptly/wordlessly bounce up off his lap) and direct your posteriors away from your snuggle-buddy, anyone else within a fifty-foot radius, and of course, any source of fire (yes, farts are VERY MUCH flammable!), such as the outdoor grille that's currently frying up another big batch of the same beans 'n' hot wings that made you have the awful flatulence in the first place.
Redneck chick: I don't wanna have any interruption of the romantic snuggle-time with my hopefully-future-husband at our family's backyard barbecue this evening, so I'd better not partake of any of that rich spicy stuff that always gives me the third-degree farts!
by QuacksO December 26, 2016
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Sea fart

A guy the falls in line with older ladies but still creeps and prays on the younger ones
In my early 30s I started to become a sea fart.
by Shartster mini July 25, 2019
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Fart Chamber

A sex act where one pulls the sheets over their partners head and farts under the covers, forcing them to breath it in. This is typically done while receiving oral sex.
When Ben was eating Liz out last night she fart chambered him.
by Gooseless August 31, 2024
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Fart Stream

The unfortunate event in which someone falls asleep in either the discord or console party chat and you can hear them snoring, moaning, and farting. This is also followed by them staying in the voice chat till the next morning.
Rick - Yo where’s jake? He's not talking. Is he still here?
Jerrard - Nah, He’s doing a fart stream again.

Rick - damn. Guess I’ll see him in the morning.
by G6Saitin November 8, 2021
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Freckled Fart

The " Freckled Fart " is an act in which a person passes gas ( usually through their bum hole ) whilst they have freckles on their face and some of these freckles fall out of the fart with the bum hole. Some right dirty ginger nonces to this because they feel that it is right to do so.
For christ sake Gregory! Stop bloody doing that old "Freckled Fart" Trick!
by Greacy Grace the Third December 26, 2018
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Class Fart

Chase: Man you should’v heard Josh rip that class fart

Mark: How bad was it

Chase: It was very loud and smelt horrible. Not to mention he ripped it in front of Martha

Nathan: The cute girl

Chase: Yep. After the teacher sent him to the principal for disrupting her class with his farts, again

Mark: Wow. I’m glad I’m not Chase
by Your Dude 67 March 12, 2021
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