Your Mom Eats Penis

Ummm.... no real definition needed, just look at the phrase.

Your Mom Eats Penis better than Vadim does.

by Johnny Longhorn April 28, 2003

inverted penis syndrome (IPS)

When a man's dick is so small it is actually an indentation with a hole.

Man I saw Jordan taking a piss this afternoon, and it looks like he's got inverted penis syndrome (IPS) again.

by Dr. Egg Bomb May 2, 2014

Double Fisted Penis Pull

The act of masturbating with two hands on the shaft.

John could have been in the Olympics he was a pro at the Double Fisted Penis Pull.

by ToddWinkelmier February 1, 2010

Privileged Penis Cracker

A derogatory term used to describe a Caucasian male.

"If liberals ruled the world, white men would be renamed to 'Privileged Penis Cracker'."

by Pencil_Head February 19, 2019

amazonian penis fish

the kandiru fish of the amazon. called the 'Amazonian Penis Fish' because of it's rather unsettling habit of occasionally swimming up the urethra of an individual taking a piss in the amazon. it then proceeds to secrete it's spines into the urethra, and embeds itself in the urethra, mistakenly thinking its latched into the gill structure of another fish- its usually prefered prey.

jake got his penis plugged by an amazonian penis fish!

jake: doctor, what are you doing with that knife!?!?!
doctor: im sorry, son, but we're gonna have to cut of your cock.
jake: NOOOOO!!!!1!!1!1

by bl4ck_d0g May 27, 2008

penis butter and jelly sandwich

When you have a big fat shlong jizz all over your jelly sandwitch.

Hey Bubba want some of your penis butter and jelly sandwich!

by bobbyjoehanson December 24, 2008

intra-vaginal penis

a humorous term for clitoris because the clitoris is analogous to the penis.

Stimulate the intra-vaginal penis of the girl before penetrating your manhood into her.

by uttam maharjan December 12, 2010