parked

meaning very sleep deprived

"Bro I'm so parked right now, I had so much homework to finish"

by hikai555 August 2, 2024

Parked

When something isn't moving. It just sits still like a parked car. This could be an idea, a joke, or anything that has no forward momentum.

That idea is so parked.

We saw that new movie last night, but it was really parked.

by alylorker August 30, 2024

Parking lot

End result of a massive military campaign, implying the destruction of the land and infrastructure so throrough that the remains will just be flat, empty land.

If north korea invades south korea, the US is going to turn piongyang into a parking lot.

by spedudomid October 7, 2023

Parky

Very chilly, cold or freezing
Used originally in Liverpool rhyming slang. From two parallel thoroughfares Park Road and Mill Street (colloquially Parky and Milly) in The Dingle area of Liverpool. Hence "It's Park Road and Milly (chilly) outside.

"Put a coat on it's parky outside"

by Howie The Lad October 10, 2023

Parkussy

Referring to the rectum of a person (generally male) named Parker.

Also applicable in other forms;

Maxussy, Danussy, Jackussy, etc...

I havn't busted a nut in a week, I wonder if I could call Parker over and take that Parkussy to pound town

by MissouriMeatMan November 4, 2023

Parker

Where do I start..? He’s quirky, funny and most importantly…. HE IS WITTEWY HITTING DA GWIDDY! If you get close he can give you some nice tips and tricks of the lifestyle of a professional gwiddier.

Person 1 “ What is he doing?”
Person 2 “Wait. Is he hitting da GWIDDY!”
Person 1 “ THATS A PARKER

by Bookworm5453 November 6, 2023

Parkering

When you attempt to park a car but you forgot to apply the hand break.

Will thought he parked the car, but seeing it role into the street proved it was a case of parkering.

by Pistolpeddy January 6, 2024