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Thank you, John Lennon

It's pretty simple. I say this sometimes. He was not a perfect human, but he's brought me joy many times, He just did it again.
As Jenny was learning how to play the guitar, she knew that "Across the Universe" was something she wanted to know. When she got to the second chorus she began to weep at the sheer beauty of how "nothing's gonna change her world." She set her guitar down and declared, "Thank you, John Lennon."
by von groovy August 12, 2024
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St. John's jaw

A painful and elocutionarily debilitating medical condition originally identified among pederastic members of the Brothers Hospitallers of St. John of God, brought on by compulsive fellatio performed on unwilling minors.
A doctor's office in 1974...
Doctor: Well, Brother, what might the problem be today?
Patient: Humph-haugh-haugh-maugh-hinh.
Doctor: St. John's jaw again, is it? That's the third time this year, Brother. You really must give it a rest.
Patient: Rhaoum-haugh.
by doonga November 7, 2013
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John

A elderly, senior, aged, older adult, senior citizen, geriatric, advanced in age, aging, golden ager, retiree, old, mature, veteran, pensioner, elder, old-timer, long-lived, septuagenarian, octogenarian, nonagenarian, centenarian, elderly person, ancient, oldster, patriarch, matriarch, superannuated, timeworn, grizzled, seasoned, hoary, elderly individual, longevous, declining in years, aging person, past their prime ass nigga.
Damn, John still coming around?
by WhatTheChapterFeeling June 3, 2024
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credance johns

a true, honest, bloke and and likes Georgia
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John

Oh how thoughtful of John
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Lebon Joms/Johns

Lebon Joms/Johns was Norwegian Basketball Player who was cousin to Miki Jason who was the king of pop who died from dooty booty diease since 1800
I love Lebon Joms/Johns is King fr dude”
“Ong dude” *drinks a Root Beer from Canada*
by naomilovescuba October 7, 2023
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John Howard

The worst PM from Australia's worst political party. Nobody ever saw his face because it was always buried in George Bush's ass. Was in talks to make australia the 51st state of America before the australian public grew more than 3 brain cells and voted him out.
Guy 1: I voted for John Howard
Guy 2: Calls police to remove the crazy psycopath from the streets.
by Among us nft April 20, 2022
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