wizard hands

Someone who is good with their hands. Such as fingering.

”The only reason Emma still hooks up with Jake is because he has wizard hands”

by whatsuplosers69 August 25, 2020

latch hand

The bitch the Derrick hand uses to get out of doing his job.

Well hes a good latch hand but fuck I could teach a monkey to work the board.

by The lord of the board. May 16, 2021

I don't have hands

A humorous response to being asked to perform a simple task.

Person 1: "could you pass the salt?"
Person 2: "but I don't have hands."

by Ghost_ink October 05, 2023

Hand your cap

Another way of saying "let me squash your tits"

Ello mate, can I hand your cap?

by Xboxgamer69420 February 06, 2022

extra pair of hands

the assistance from somebody

This is too much for us to handle . I think we need the assistance from somebody so you might need to go get an extra pair of hands

by MichaeltranUSA November 30, 2017

National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day

On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.

Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.

by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019

Sped Hands

A term I used in the forth grade to get my friend out of trouble because he had paint on his hands and ruined my shirt on "accident". I said some mentally retarded kid with the surname of "Sped Hands" Put the paint on my shirt hence the name.

Luca:crap I got paint your shirt!

Jon: it's fine I'll just tell everyone it was some retard.

Luca: Yeah refer to him as "Sped Hands"!
Jon: Okay!

by JBJB69420 February 07, 2025