Dick Wires

The dangly joes that keep your testicles attached to your body.

Fuck! I can't stand up straight, I tangled my dick wires!

by cock dickley February 3, 2008

DICK-nityless

Men who portray themselves as materialistic to the extent of willingness to live out of a woman's pocket.

from the word: dignity

Goodness! Whatever equal rights the feminists have strive for through out the entire century has made men these days DICK-nityless. These DICK-nityless men somehow have this thought in their dickless head he can have a lifetime of unlimited disposable income by marrying a fugly obese gazzilionaire.

by atmy June 18, 2008

dick's edge

To be at a very high risk.

Ray: Hey i had completed a month with Katty!
Ben: Thats more than living at the dick's edge!

by 006ish October 24, 2008

Dick Fib

A little white lie about the size of your penis.

Billy told Emily a little Dick Fib so he could get her in the sack. Shit, he figured she wouldn't see it anyway.

by buddy-doo February 8, 2009

Dick in denial

A really annoying, abusive and irritating twat who thinks they are the best.

Jack: "I really hate that guy"
Jason: "Me too"
Jack: "He's a dick in denial

by anonymous123456787654321 July 20, 2009

Dick Lull

a Phenomenon experienced by ladies who love the dick, who after a particularly busy period of dick taking decide they need something of a rest

Jane Kennedy mother of five LOVES the dick however between her 3 and 4 children she experienced something of a dick lull

by WikiWazzler December 17, 2009

dick huertz

the kid you want to blast in his throat

Danny thinks Bobby is a dick huertz.

by Curtis Thirteen December 14, 2010