Want in one hand

" jizz in the other" is when you're about to ejaculate and your gf takes it in her hand but also high- fives you

"She started laughing when we were done and then asked me to give her a ' high-five'. Her hand was covered in my load and it made a spectacular, wet sound as our hands came together. Sometimes you just have to want in one hand and jizz in the other!"

by Runaroundsioux July 4, 2024

Close The Hand

An escalation of a state of Domestic Violence, whereby the "open hand" of a slap is exchanged for the "closed hand" of a fist.

"So what happened?"
"She went crazy and slapped me!"
"Oh man, that's terrible!"
"And the look in her eye; Dude, I thought she was gonna Close The Hand..."

by PopeMichael May 11, 2011

second-hand offense

The irritating process in which someone gets offended by something FOR someone else before they get offended, even if they wouldn't actually get offended by it. Most commonly observed on social networking platform: Twitter.

Mei: *name is Mei*
Modern Twitter users: Ur name is Mei? :/ please stop appropriating japanese names. we know ur name is amanda or basic white name
Mei: I'm literally asian help
Me: Do not fret, they are suffering second-hand offense

by 10:20am September 16, 2021

Double-handing

The act of giving with one hand while taking with the other. Most common in Christian communities where clothing, food or services are given with one hand while the other hand expects you to participate in their faith by attending their church or accepting their bibles.

“Gosh I wish I could feed my kids without having to endure the double-handing of our local church.

by WordMiser76 May 28, 2019

National Hold Hands Day

October 11th is National hold hands day, so you can hold hands with anyone and anyone can hold hands with you.

“Hey today is October 11th so you know that that means!”
“Duck yeah it’s National Hold Hands Day!”

by Anonymous04 :) October 10, 2019

Bus Driver Hands

There is no real definition, it's just to see how people react to the word and question what it means to have bus driver hands

You have Bus Driver Hands. How do you feel about that?

by Steezmiester May 11, 2020

Hmmmmmm *hand on mouth*

When something seems to be a bit too weird, abnormal, but still quite interesting.

"Wow, Ethan why is there a nigger in the front of the bus?" - "I am not sure. Hmmmmmm *hand on mouth* "

by The Hmminator June 13, 2018