Trump Ratio

The Trump Ratio is a ratio of 2.5 to 1. It is the result of dividing Mr. Trump's false statements (~500) by his days in office (~200), which equals 2.5.

Person 1: Hey, how is your new bike?
Person 2: It's great! It's silver and has 11 gears which use the Trump Ratio!
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Teacher: Can someone tell me the ratio of this graph?: ____________-------------------------- (Imagine a straight line from

the first point to the last one...)
Student: I know! It uses the Trump Ratio! A ratio of 2.5 to 1!

by SV_15 September 4, 2017

Trump Broke

When you have been trained to defend Trump no matter how much it makes you look like a moron while he completely fucks you.

Isn’t it ironic that people that like to call other people “sheeple” are so likely to be trump broke?

by Johnny Amazeballs September 28, 2020

Ronald Mc. Trump

420th President of the United States
He started his career at age 12 Working as a Mc. Donalds Employee, at age 14 he got fired for being a Simp
He started becoming a president at the age of 69, and currently has a criminal record of stealing everyone's burger

Ronald Mc. Trump is the 420th President of the United States of America

by LePost James March 26, 2020

trump

an orange. not much more to say

trump has the skin color of an orange

by superglizzygobbler10000 August 19, 2022

Trump

a giant orange fat ass that likes walls

"Fuck trump"
"Yea fuck him >:("

by a furry :> May 13, 2021

Trump Earshot

Trump Earshot is basically when something bad almost happened to you but you managed to avoid it very narrowly

Bro that match was a trump earshot from my rank being lowered.

by Nfgsus July 30, 2024

Trump

A horrible orange spray tan

I can’t go to the beach this weekend because the salon screwed up and gave me a trump. Now I’m too embarrassed to be seen in public!

by Rebecca117 June 23, 2021