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Poop

-"poop xd"

-"poop?!"
-"yes"
by Poop xd October 22, 2020
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Full Poop

A physical condition resulting from not ‘pushing brown’ on schedule and waiting up to 1.5 days to finally ‘drop heat’. This condition results in unwarranted grumpiness towards girlfriends due to the bowel expanding discomfort.

The important distinction of ‘Full Poop’ vs constipation is the awareness of why you feel like ass and also can’t drop the convo with Becky about why women are bad at spacial reasoning.
“I was at the farmers market in Caramel today berating my girlfriend and feeling like shit. Turns out, I got snuck up on by a ‘full poop’ and I actually not an asshole!
by HolyDiver6969 August 30, 2025
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Poop

A yummy substance that goes through my tummy, and out my bummy. But my dog's poop tastes a bit chummy, still better than my mummy. Mine is a bit crummy, especially when it's sunny.
My poop is bright red and there are worms in it, which means there's more yummy nutrition!
by DownQuark December 15, 2021
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Poop Face

A face that has the appearance that it just got done eating shit.

A shocked grumpy face.
Damn shrek you got a poop face goin on.
by Ian the fatrole July 8, 2019
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poop

What you do try to do in the bathroom everyday
Sam: Whaddya doin' m8?
Jimmie: Oh nothin'. Ya know, just poopin'.
Sam: Outta ya butt?
Jimmie: Excuuuuse me, it's ANUS. Don' ya poop outta Uranus too?
by oiwedoeurh February 6, 2023
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poop paw

an animals foot/hand that has poop on it
oh god no, he's trying to touch me with his poop paws!
by bandygrace March 22, 2021
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Poop muffin

Butt cheeks...those sweet cheeks you wanna eat!!
Dayum did you see her poop muffin?!

I’d lick that sweet poop muffin!!!
I just wanna bury my face in her poop muffin!!!
by Stave1 October 1, 2017
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