himmin n hawin

when ur coffee is so good

*sips coffee* FUCK!!! I'M HIMMIN N HAWIN I'M HIMMIN N HAWIN!!!! *cums*

by himnhawguy January 30, 2021

Riley N

Riley is a fucking sexy boy who is in love with girls whose names start with E and F he is good in the bed aka he is super duper good at sex and is very rich he is a nice person who will love you care for you but in the bed he is almost the fucking king of sex and is funny sweet and kind and he will love you no matter what he will fight the world to be with you 💙 ❤ 💛 he is so fucking nice and sexy and his girlfriend is evie

Oi riley got some baccy
Nah g

Oi did you have sex

Ah yh man still cuz
K Riley N

by Daddy toucher November 6, 2020

slip n slide

The process of microstructure deformation here atomic bonds break, atoms move, and bonds reform at new positions.

"Y-Yamete stop banging my piece of metal!! I'm so m-malleable you're bending me all over the place!!" The piece of iron screamed in pleasure. His atoms were shoved around like a game of dodgeball, becoming permanently altered as the other piece of metal forced through his atomic bonds. It was a sensual game of slip n slide between sexually active atoms.

"Ngh!" The iron yelped. "C-Chotto matte!"

by Dick Chomper 42069 July 23, 2023

Hoods n’ pants

When you’re extremely drunk and begin losing all sense of reality. The thoughts your mind once held are no longer there and you yearn for the next beer. It should be your goal at every function to get to this point of blood alcohol level heaven.

Did you see Glynn with the coffee maker at UNH, he was hoods n’ pants that night.

by Spliff Richardson January 7, 2024

Sword 'n Shield

a term sued to describe 2 people or more who defend a certain person whether they did something morally wrong or not. Some act like swords and other act like shields.

Person: "Dude!! I just burnt this orphanage it was so rad!"
Person 2: "Not funny. You can go to prison for that."
Some dudes: "Hey man stop harrasing him he just needed clicks and views c'mon man r/woosh have some fun!"
Person 2: "Oh so the murderer has a Sword 'n Shield eh?"

by Bertushka620 September 2, 2023

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ANOTHER DUMB THING.
JUST LIKE TYPING IN ALL CAPS.

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yes i typed it all exactly like the dumb thing already written ouch...

by Smart Imposter February 18, 2021

Tug n plug

When you fuck someone from the back and please them from the front. I.e reach around

After their date, they went back to his apartment and gave the ol' tug n plug a try

by Toastradamus December 2, 2016