Helping Hand

Helping Hand: One you borrow off your partner when you fancy "a quick one off the wrist".

"Hey, wife: I want to crack one off and I've fallen out with my fingers so they're not speaking to me. Can I borrow some of yours? I need a Helping Hand...

by gmaleshemalefemalewhale December 05, 2020

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Hand me down hoe

When a hoe gets handed down to a homie

(Otherwise known as a not so sloppy second)

Hey bro you can smash Alli if you want

Nah man I don’t want no hand me down hoe

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roasted hands

When your giving a guy a hand job, and he screaming and moaning because of your hands technique.

"That girl gave me the best roasted hands"

by Oooo killem August 21, 2017

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left-handed can opener

When one gives a hand job with one's non-dominant hand.

I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.

by BillyCostigan January 25, 2021

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Right Hand Mouth

An obsequious (suck up) loud mouthed assistant, who serves no observable purpose other than to vociferously agree with and support whatever idea the boss has come up with.

"That Bob is Mister Big's right hand mouth."

Keep in mind this is all in good humor, and I have provided "equal time" for both parties:

Democrats: Condy is the president's right hand mouth.

Republicans: Bill is Hillary's right hand mouth.

TV Version: Dwight ("The Office") is Michael's right hand mouth.

by John X. Tampa April 21, 2008

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