A Thailand hand job includes a woman inserting a wooden rod about 2cm wide into the mans penis/urethra and stroking it until the man is ready to ejaculate.
by Mister jeebus March 27, 2017
Get the thailand hand jobmug. In card games (ex. Poker, Uno, etc.), The Hand Man is the person who assumes he's got the best winning cards in his hand.
In business, The Hand Man or more commonly known as the Right-Hand Man, is a very important assistant who helps someone do a job.
In business, The Hand Man or more commonly known as the Right-Hand Man, is a very important assistant who helps someone do a job.
Example 1, Card Games:
John: " Aw c'mon, my hand is so bad. Well I'm screwed."
Elliot: " Mine is manageable, I wonder who's The Hand Man."
Sarah: " This is an interesting hand..."
Amy: " You guys are so dead, I'm The Hand Man."
Example 2, Business:
Secretary John Wilkins' is The Hand Man of Vice President Elizabeth Fischbach.
John: " Aw c'mon, my hand is so bad. Well I'm screwed."
Elliot: " Mine is manageable, I wonder who's The Hand Man."
Sarah: " This is an interesting hand..."
Amy: " You guys are so dead, I'm The Hand Man."
Example 2, Business:
Secretary John Wilkins' is The Hand Man of Vice President Elizabeth Fischbach.
by V the Mr. Poetry September 26, 2021
Get the The Hand Manmug. President Trump jacked off before he gave the State of the Union Address. During his speech Trump was making a lot of hand gestures. Semen was flying all over 'cause Trump did not wash up after spanking the monkey. The Pres had a clear case of semen hand.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone February 2, 2018
Get the semen handmug. A euphemism for masturbation. Similar to "turning Japanese", as told in the song of that name by The Vapors".
by anonymous June 8, 2022
Get the Riding the hand carmug. The police officer tackled a 10 year old for not respecting his policy and getting too close to the swings at the park. He threatened to use an even heavier hand on the next kid that tried to play basketball. He locked up 2 nine year olds and a seven year old later that evening for playing baseball in the park after dark.
by Solid Mantis April 2, 2020
Get the Heavier handmug. The process of giving a Left-Handed Cappuccino is described as soaking your left hand in near boiling full fat milk and aggressively jerking off the person who ordered it.
“Hi could I please order a Left-Handed Cappuccino?”
“Sure thing, would you like it dry or moist?”
“I’ll take it dry and dirty please, thank you”
“Sure thing, would you like it dry or moist?”
“I’ll take it dry and dirty please, thank you”
by Agent Faggaballs October 22, 2025
Get the Left-Handed Cappuccinomug. A girl that hangs out in rural bars trying to either pick up dudes or get drunk on some poor guys dollar. She's a predator.
by BasketCase307 August 12, 2018
Get the Ranch hand specialmug.