brown nose 

where one sticks his/her nose up twos arse for twos sexual pleasure.

Mrs 1 : How about you brown nose me tonight
Mr 1 : Okay, only if it doesnt smell like faraz

brown nose by Florescent Shitworks December 3, 2006

Matt Brown 

Co founder of "andys nan corp"
also Tizz Wozz
Ledge
Walks like an Egyptian

Hey... theres Matt Brown
Hi Matt
Hi guys!

Matt Brown by CattMarlie January 14, 2008

Derren Brown 

Derren Brown is a smug, balding git; A socially inept, poor man's David Copperfield with delusions of grandeur.

"If you don't attempt to make any friends and quit that nerdy magic stuff you'll end up just like Derren Brown!"

Derren Brown by Loki October 28, 2004

Brown Clown 

The little smudge of poopis lodged in the butthole after a fecal expulsion. The leftovers that toilet paper is just not able to wipe away, no matter how many times you wipe. Even with moistened TP.

I wiped and wiped but still couldn't dislodge that brown clown from my o-ring!

Brown Clown by LBo979 March 11, 2009

Brown Bag Lunch 

When you shit your underpants to the point where they are ooey and gooey just like the Caramel Guy from Candy Land and you slide them over a girls face.

Will Ferrel was so determined to be a movie whore all his life that he gave himself a brown bag lunch just to get the part of the drummer in the Red Hot Chili Peppers movie.

Brown Bag Lunch by BrianandAlexButtBuddies June 19, 2009

Brown widow 

1) The offspring of a brown recluse and a black widow.

2) When there is blood in the shape of a black widow's diamond on your partners ass hole after anal intercourse.

Ex. 1: I almost got bit by a brown widow!

Ex. 2: I totally brown widowed my chick last night dude.

Brown widow by JamddL December 13, 2010

brown fireworks 

A new term for diarrhea

Does verbal diarrhea count as brown fireworks or is it a case of just endless bloviating?

brown fireworks by Uncle Dimma November 30, 2019