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Mama John

Hey Mama John! - Papa John
Hey Papa John - Mama John
by taxitaco April 23, 2024
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Sir’ John

Sir’ John’s usually have really big dicks they our also really good in bed but they our really strong and muscular
Girl 1: Yea Sir’ John had a really big dick
Girl 2: Was he good at using it
Girl 1: amazing
by yourgaylol November 28, 2023
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John

John is a beautiful, charming, sexy guy. He is so faithful to the girl he loves. He plays wrestling and trading and has the muscles of a god! He has the cutest smile and hottest voice. John has a 10-inch dick, and girls LOVE IT! Johns usually go good with Sonia’s. John and Sonia love to make out. They have some really hot sex too! Sonia And John were on top of each other making out on the first date! They love each other’s bodies and walk around naked with each other. They touch each other and shower together. John has the hottest muscle and dick. A John naked is literally gold! John is a hot guy who makes out and has sex with Sonia.
Did you see John by the hospital yesterday? He was so hot he made everyone burn
by AshtonLullabybee August 24, 2021
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shut the fucking door john the cops are here

we did a funny thing then get chased by cops and john left the fucking door open exposing our hideout to the cops
SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR JOHN THE COPS ARE HERE
OKAY
by juggingrootsyeehaw12 November 5, 2023
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John crane

Some fucking retarded who think his life is "deep". As well he thinks his life is so bad . Because he treats others like they are nothing because "they have not been what he has been through. So in conclusion a John crane is a asshole.
by BatteistDruid10 July 1, 2019
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John Semen

The act of of cumming inside her then immediately turning invisible
Awe shit I just got John Semend
by Cleatus fat cockus April 1, 2021
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Sloppy John

We've only got hotdog buns so I guess we're having sloppy johns tonight.
by jakestl July 6, 2018
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