Jerk Off Shuffle

1. The awkward way you walk when you have semen dripping down your body after jerking off on the way to the tissue box

2. The lightning fast run performed when you're jerking off and you hear the garage door open

Dude I jerked off and got jizz all over my stomach so I had to do the jerk off shuffle to get to the bathroom and clean up

by Dj Pj August 9, 2016

dropping off a suitcase

The seamingly innocuous act of turning up at a partners place to drop off an item, when in fact you go there in order to fuck their brains out.
As you are about to come, you pull out, and simultaneously ejaculate in their face and shit on her chest, saying "here's your suitcase darling"...

...whilst enjoying the first crisp craft ale of a Friday evening....

Neil; So Tim, up to anything this week?
Tim; Well, I'm going round 'ers later, and dropping off a suitcase.
Neil; That's when you shit on her chest right?....
Tim; Yeah

by JubbersTim October 13, 2016

Flamingo Dance Off

When you bust a nut so hard your legs are so small like a flamingo´s legs.

Bro, I had a weird flamingo dance off this morning.

by alinseosfffffffffffffffffsucco November 28, 2016

african pinch off

Slowly tightening a hose clamp around your own testicals till the fall off

Dave can't make it to the party he's in the middle of an African pinch off

by Vfhbl October 19, 2015

Wake me off

The term applies to the act of getting woken up by that of a hand job or some other form of sexual activity due to morning wood or a horny gf.

Josh: hey babe, could you wake me off after our nap, it is my birthday after all.

Erica: fine. but you're the little spoon.

by Sav313 March 20, 2016

off me head

Extremely drunk/high

I was off me head drunk last night

by OmgItsBirdman2017 July 27, 2017

No Jerk off January

A month to purify your soul by avoiding the capital sin of lust.

- Hey dude, have you heard about No Jerk Off January?

- Yeah dude, I am already mentally preparing myself for it.

by Mr. Smarter December 30, 2018