The seamingly innocuous act of turning up at a partners place to drop off an item, when in fact you go there in order to fuck their brains out.
As you are about to come, you pull out, and simultaneously ejaculate in their face and shit on her chest, saying "here's your suitcase darling"...
As you are about to come, you pull out, and simultaneously ejaculate in their face and shit on her chest, saying "here's your suitcase darling"...
...whilst enjoying the first crisp craft ale of a Friday evening....
Neil; So Tim, up to anything this week?
Tim; Well, I'm going round 'ers later, and dropping off a suitcase.
Neil; That's when you shit on her chest right?....
Tim; Yeah
Neil; So Tim, up to anything this week?
Tim; Well, I'm going round 'ers later, and dropping off a suitcase.
Neil; That's when you shit on her chest right?....
Tim; Yeah
by JubbersTim October 13, 2016