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John

Someone who's the bassist of a band.
"John I told you we're not using your song ! It sucks !"
by butte phucker August 31, 2019
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John Bottom

The typical bottom, so bottom they're the john of bottoms
Person 1: I thought I was bottoming!
Person 2: NO I'M JOHN BOTTOM!!
Person 1: Oh okay I'll top then
by ShidouYaoi May 19, 2024
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John boy

Another name for a man’s penis.
“Hey Lee show me your JoHn boy” shouted Chris
by BBML07 August 18, 2022
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john novak

A person who slaps girls with his penis
Damn look at that bruis did you let John novak do that
by Tr=e November 21, 2016
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John

He has the cutest smile you'll ever see. He is very athletic, intelligent, and very cute. He will make your day better even when you had the worst day. He always makes eye contact when talking to you. Someone will always have a crush on him no matter what. John is a guy you want to be best friends with forever.
girl 1 "His smile is so cute"
girl 2 "That's cause his name is John"\
girl 1 "I wanna marry him!"
by misterious9495 January 11, 2021
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John Dropskids

Current "name change", and part of their commitment, to transparency, and the terminology used at formerly known John Hopkins All Children's Hospital, who recently, lost a civil case, partially for dropping dropping lots of kids. A jury awarded $262 million dollars in damages, against above hospital. Maya Kowalski, 10 at the time, claimed she was falsely imprisoned and battered by the Medical Team at said hospital. The jury ruled against the hospital in 7/7 of the individual counts; which included dropping. They dropped names, they dropped children, and if the hospital had parents, they would be so disappointed in their behavior.
When is your predicted discharge date from JOHN DROPSKIDS?
by JAMMAL XY December 4, 2023
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John Brandon

John Brandon is probably the best man you’ll ever meet. There’s nothing he cannot do. He has upstanding moral character, is strong, handsome, and the kind of boy you bring home to meet your mother. He has a huge heart. He is also notorious for having fun and always knows how to have a good time. He makes the best of any situation he’s in. John Brandons are usually successful individuals, but build their lives to serve others. John Brandon’s life is one big adventure. A true high value man. If you have a John Brandon in your life there’s no doubt he’s made a positive impact. A difference maker, an athlete, an artist, a romantic, a dreamer, a go-getter, are all appropriate ways to describe John Brandon. John Brandon is charismatic and befriends all. He’s very caring and genuinely wants the best for the people around him and will do his best to foster that. He is also very emotionally intelligent, but prone to deep sadness that is masked with a smile. He loves is friends and is fiercely loyal, sometimes to a fault. Although he’s successful he’s not the best at taking care of himself and will often forego his basic needs in pursuit of a goal or adventure. You will never be bored around John Brandon. Although he may seem extraordinarily innocent and tame at first, once you get to know him you’ll learn about his wild nature and risk-taking tendencies. You will tell your kids stores about John Brandon.
Stranger 1: “what’s John Brandon doing these days?”

Stranger 2: “John Brandon’s always into some goodness.”

Stranger 3: “That guy loves Jesus.”
by Hoistupthe102 April 24, 2022
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