by Snatch Smasher December 20, 2021
It's kind of like jazz hands, except instead of shaking your hands around with your fingers pointing up into the air, you point them towards the ground as you frantically try and shake the jizz free.
by nanomaton August 05, 2017
After masturbating rub your sperm on both hands and shakes your hands back and forth as if your air drying them.
"Get ready for the grand finish...Jizz Hands"
"You haven't done the Jizz Hands you haven't been masturbating correctly"
"You haven't done the Jizz Hands you haven't been masturbating correctly"
by JugheadJo March 26, 2019
Miss_tetsuros Hands are extremely hot and very big, in fact they are 22cm and I wanna date them. Please Artemis choke me with your hands.
Emily : Man I need a new necklace
Me : Use Miss_tetsuros Hands! They will fit perfectly and are hot asf!
Me : Use Miss_tetsuros Hands! They will fit perfectly and are hot asf!
by Shitkink March 10, 2021
by Pompombear November 21, 2020
A tattoo you get to look heavily tattooed but you have no money. So when you wear a jumper you look cool but in a swimming pool you look like a nonce like micheal jackson.
That bloke in the changing room’s hand sleeve looked cool. Oh scrap that he looks like a nonce now hes in the pool, babe get the kids over with us.
by Real tattooer July 16, 2022
When you cum inside a girl and after you pull out she uses her hand to hold the cum inside her from getting on the sheets
by shabam37 March 18, 2021