Old fart

It is an impressively old gaming men whose Nix usually start with the letter G. They're so old that they sometimes confuse other people's ages as being old also, it is best to just play along as these old farts can't comprehend that they are the ancient ones

Hey did you happen to talk to those old farts Grimm and grizzly? Yeah! they called me an old! pay them no mind they're just senile!!!

by !3@ng@r@ng March 10, 2020

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fart riddle

"Hey, guess what??!?"
"What?"
"P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-r-r-r-f-f-f-f-f-t-t-ttt!"

It's really too bad to waste --- i.e., merely release it quietly, without any fanfare or "heads-up notice" --- a perfectly good "saved up" or "accumulated" gas-pocket, so it only seems sensible to make a fart riddle out of it.

by QuacksO March 29, 2022

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Fart

A funny sound made by the absence of air leaving the anus.

OMG i can't beleive joe farted while we were in the bath

by farts r us March 21, 2022

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Goldfish fart

When your butt cheeks are pressed together and you pass gas and the air has no way to escape except out through your pussy lips . And it bubbles like bloop bloop

I was sitting at my desk and I thought I had to fart turns out it was a goldfish fart.

by Krispichick January 23, 2025

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Visible Fart

When the fart so hot you can see it come out of the anus.

Aww man did you see that visible fart come out of Meghan?

by gracethedipshit December 12, 2017

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Fart Hard

Fart Hard means something that is veryy hard like SO HARD. It describes so muchhhhhhh hard .
If you cant do a thing that seems hard, you say "ITS SO FART HARD!!"

I hope you understand :)

Example:

Student: THIS TEST IS SO FART HARD, I CANT ANSWER IT
Example #2:

GAMER : THIS GAME IS SO FART HARD, I CANT WIN

by Aunty Joey July 22, 2021

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