Quack Quack Chair Back

what some people say to ensure that they will get their seat back after getting up; this is a phrase usually used by idiots

If you don't want your chair to be stolen, you must utter the words "Quack Quack Chair Back"

by Stacy's Mommy April 10, 2019

squirreled back

When a drug addict is extremely dosed on methamphetamine (crystal, ice, speed, crank, shit, glass, etc.).

Typically this persons altered perception, and undeniably humorous state of confusion, can be a bit squirrely.

"Dude I'm fuckin hella squirreled back right now, I seriously won't sleep tonight....Fuck Man..... whatever I'll just call outta work, I'll be to fuckin bug eyed to go in and shit.... haha"

by psychogem April 21, 2017

Coming back

Something your father will never do.

Kid: When is father coming back.. I'm tired and sick of eating my cereal with grape juice.
Mom: Never.

by Pie_:) December 31, 2022

Back Spasm Gasm

When you’re sucking your own cock and your mom walks in while you cum and you slip a disc.

Sorry I can’t go to the gym tonight I’m laid up for awhile. I forgot to lock my door last night and had a back spasm gasm

by Not viarus December 23, 2018

I'm Back, Daddy!

The ultimate expression of transformation from existing in a negative state of spirit to a positive state. This transformation is quintified by a man or woman feeling alive and optimistic for the first time since childhood.

Alex: "Whoa, Jordan, you're looking fantastic! What's your secret?"

Jordan: "I'm Back, Daddy! I finally broke free from my old habits, embraced a healthier lifestyle, and I've never felt more alive since my childhood days!"

by Bill Miester December 4, 2023

Fanny like an axe wound in Chewbacca’s back

A big ugly hairy fanny

Fuck me she had a fanny like an axe wound in Chewbacca’s back

by Tits up Big Baz April 11, 2024

Back and forth

It really isn't that. That's WHY Jordan Peterson is crying all the time. Because it is clear to him that you are just a mentally retarded psychopath who is doing a 'single white female' to a better psychopath (relatively) who is WILDLY MORE INTELLIGENT THAN YOU. The disparity is extreme. And what you are doing is misinterpreting what I was doing initially, and then PANTOMIMING THAT. But you don't understand the relationship between 'meaning' and 'words.' ONE because you are a psychopath and TWO because you are mentally retarded. Dumb as fucking dogshit.

Hym "So it's not a back and forth between two people with the same level of intelligence. You see a mixed race guy and thing 'we same' but NO we NOT SAME. Because one of us is a genius with an entirely different epistemic data set and the other is dumb and is pantomiming the other."

by Hym Iam December 15, 2025