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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 08, 2025

Sped Hands

A term I used in the forth grade to get my friend out of trouble because he had paint on his hands and ruined my shirt on "accident". I said some mentally retarded kid with the surname of "Sped Hands" Put the paint on my shirt hence the name.

Luca:crap I got paint your shirt!

Jon: it's fine I'll just tell everyone it was some retard.

Luca: Yeah refer to him as "Sped Hands"!
Jon: Okay!

by JBJB69420 February 07, 2025

Catholic-Handed

A person born left-handed who writes with their right hand due to a strictly religious, often Roman Catholic, education or upbringing.

I'm Catholic-Handed, because apparently writing with your left hand means your fucking possessed.

by AKSHERMANUS June 07, 2022

Double hand grenade

When you put a fist in a girls ass and vagina. You then spread out your fingers while inside of her and make an explosion noise. While making the explosion noise you pull your hands out as quickly as possible.

I gave that bitch a double hand grenade then dropped her off at the hospital. The doctor said that she won't walk correctly for weeks.

by Brotner July 16, 2017

Edward 40 hands

A song by the best band of all time, mom jeans

Person 1: what's ur favorite mom jeans song?
Person 2: Edward 40 hands

by Yousuckloser June 05, 2021

Edward Pizza Hands

A person carrying two pizzas, one in each hand. Usually a restaurant employee, but this can also a apply to a regular person performing the same action, if this name is given them by a friend.

"Nice going, Edward Pizza Hands."
"Hahahaha, look at Edward Pizza Hands over here."

by Quinterrogator February 13, 2022

Second-hand anticipation

noun
Also known as SHA;
• a state of mental or emotional excitement occurring when someone is going to try something you love for the first time
• A form of reminiscence - a fond memory of when you tried something for the first time with an inability to experience that feeling ever again

Y: Have you tried using a vibrator during sex?

A: No I haven't

Y: Broooo I have so much second-hand anticipation right now

by Hloff October 06, 2021