i shitted my pants i am for real

its like when you shit your pants but its not fake its for real

steve: you got a splatter on your pants, what does that mean?
dave: i shitted my pants i am for real

by therealdumpsterfire February 26, 2023

i got shooters

When you have people tell you things that happend

"How'd you know about that?"
"I got shooters"

by Sooooohood June 25, 2017

I like to watch

Someone tell me what the hell this means. I saw it on many a T-shirt.

Uh.

by Blargh. June 28, 2003

i hate pizza

an analogy of the sarcastic variety used to compare things that you obviously like because there's nobody who dislikes pizza.

i hate sex like i hate pizza.

by jupitermudd August 14, 2010

As I Lay Dying

A mainstream hardcore band that attempts to make music, but fails horribly.

Also, a band whose songs can be learned in under five minutes without tablature.

"Dude, As I Lay Dying sucks so bad that just got done learning one of their songs in five minutes, without tabs."

"Of course you did. They suck."

by Noum October 20, 2006

P I O

Basically means 'Putting It On'.

Person 1 - "That kid's crying because he fell over".
Person 2 - "P I O"

by twenty4carrot January 29, 2008

I got you

a memorandum place when two sick exaggerate lovers try to go there, but it could naturally when happily be not a happy memorandum place,hey!

I imitate every time that here, is good? no memorandum? Yes I am not, but joking that I got youthat is this of us become, Calcutta, let us go back to Srilanka: matter was love, you are that are whole spoilt emotionally.

by man!? April 18, 2018