by supersexybrisi June 20, 2022
Get the banana poopmug. the aftermost and highest deck of a ship, especially in a sailing ship where it typically forms the roof of a cabin in the stern.
waste from human or people
waste from human or people
by Lily unicorn March 4, 2022
Get the poopmug. Poop-lactose intolerant variant
Beginning:
The first hour is the easiest. You eat away with no repercussions. Your stomach starts to feel bloated. Regret sets in, but it’s far too late.
Middle of the night:
You wake up to pressurized air in your ass. It builds and builds and you risk it, just air. Mere seconds later, the most toxic, gut wrenching smell goes into what was your nose. One whiff strong enough to put down an elephant. The second it hits your nose, you get sent into shock. Paralyzed, you’re have to smell even more.
Throughout the day:
The farts smell worse and worse. A constant smell of radioactive farts. You feel the solid shit flow through your intestines. It holds back the liquid shit behind it.
Its time:
You feel the final solid shit reach your asshole. On the way to the bathroom, you mentally prepare yourself for hell. You sit down, bracing your mind and body. The shit comes out and liquid mixed with air shoots out after. Splattering the whole inside of the toilet. Any harder, the toilet would explode. The noises coming out your ass compete with your mouth. The shrieks you let out make your neighbors think your are being killed. After you expelled the haunted shit, you grab your toilet paper supply. You wipe, and wipe, and the toilet paper comes out no cleaner than before. After awhile, you ass is finally clean. But it’s wise to take a shower.
Aftermath:
You get over this traumatizing event, but deep down, you know it will happen again. :)
Beginning:
The first hour is the easiest. You eat away with no repercussions. Your stomach starts to feel bloated. Regret sets in, but it’s far too late.
Middle of the night:
You wake up to pressurized air in your ass. It builds and builds and you risk it, just air. Mere seconds later, the most toxic, gut wrenching smell goes into what was your nose. One whiff strong enough to put down an elephant. The second it hits your nose, you get sent into shock. Paralyzed, you’re have to smell even more.
Throughout the day:
The farts smell worse and worse. A constant smell of radioactive farts. You feel the solid shit flow through your intestines. It holds back the liquid shit behind it.
Its time:
You feel the final solid shit reach your asshole. On the way to the bathroom, you mentally prepare yourself for hell. You sit down, bracing your mind and body. The shit comes out and liquid mixed with air shoots out after. Splattering the whole inside of the toilet. Any harder, the toilet would explode. The noises coming out your ass compete with your mouth. The shrieks you let out make your neighbors think your are being killed. After you expelled the haunted shit, you grab your toilet paper supply. You wipe, and wipe, and the toilet paper comes out no cleaner than before. After awhile, you ass is finally clean. But it’s wise to take a shower.
Aftermath:
You get over this traumatizing event, but deep down, you know it will happen again. :)
I’m lactose intolerant, but I still ate ice cream. I had to go through the “poop- lactose intolerant variant” event.
by Dairy lover July 15, 2023
Get the Poopmug. by Fred Frenkinston January 22, 2021
Get the Poopmug. by WILD DADDY April 21, 2022
Get the poopmug. me: hey bro it smells like fruit poop lush ice in here
Bro: yea man I was smacking the geek and I got the nic shits too
me: bro that's brutal
Bro: yea man I was smacking the geek and I got the nic shits too
me: bro that's brutal
by anonymous January 30, 2025
Get the Fruit poop lush icemug. by BigHi123 June 13, 2018
Get the poopmug.