half king

Term used in the eastern underworld referring to a Rolex datejust as payment for inflicting serious bodily harm.

Wong put a half king on that fool's head and he ran to Bangkok

by Cheah Meng May 14, 2015

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11am King Tut

a back-sleeper that stays in bed til the afternoon

“Johnny flaked on our breakfast date AGAIN! He said it was too early”
“That guy is such an 11am King Tut”

by dantanimus peepee September 29, 2025

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A tall semi-italian business man with big feet, a dump truck, tiny calves, tons of beautiful girl friends but no true maidens. They are godlike at smash but frequently have performances just as mid as their body dysmorphia makes them think they are. H.P. is there superpower. They have time traveled from the future. They also frequently recieve hate from non chads, not natty roid ragers, and 14 year olds from Istanbul.

Friend 1: “I think todays a good day for calf raises and to dm a maiden With to A’s in her name.”
Friend 2: “ Don’t be Such a lasagna king. Just skip leg day and ignore your gym rat like every other gym bro.”

by DaNFTMillionaire May 22, 2022

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annie king

Annie king is the one person in life that truly deserves love, she's the one person who is worth the wait, she is the perfect example of a goddess. Annie king is beyond gorgeous, with her soft lips, calm warm dark eyes, soft hair, and prominent cheekbones, she is beauty incarnate. She's so beyond the word beautiful, this definition doesn't even give her justice. Annie king is the perfect example of the perfect girl, who is just as beautiful inside as she is on the outside. She knows how to be sassy, and if you get her mad, she can beat the living shit out of you if she really wanted to; she is the meaning of perfection. The whole world couldn't be traded for an Annie king, she's too valuable; the currency for Annie kings are the Universe, and even those cant fully fulfill her true expense. Annie king doesn't know how amazing she is, but she truly is the meaning of every possible definition and every unheard synonym of the word "perfection”

Tim: “look it’s annie king!”

John: “oh my god! Don’t look she’s too pretty”

by ur stepmom Karen October 28, 2019

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