John

Plays cold but feels a lot and can love a lot
he breaks your heart

he doesn’t feel remorse anymore

he is someone you can’t recognize no more

friend: hey, your music is loud and sad, are you okay?
me: yeah i’m fine

friend: don’t lie, it’s john again right?
me: yea:/

by tjugofknett September 23, 2020

the john fisher

Gym is life

The John fisher is a school full of rode men that are all on job all pull girls and don’t rate calmoes and all gym lads

by Zach is hot April 19, 2018

John O’Leary’d

When one has drank the top shelf dry, it usually results in one being.. John O’Leary’d

Not heading out tonight man! Got John O’Leary’d last weekend still haven’t recovered

by Well Boi January 9, 2019

John william

A class person ,legend fighter and has a unique marksman shot.Main hobbies would be weapons and sports.main sport clay shooting.

John william is class

by Sniper96 October 6, 2018

John

They of guy who only likes 2 ugly bitches

Bruh they r so mid stop being a john

by Weedwacker420 September 26, 2021

Discount John Cena

An employee of an industrial supply company who always wears a dirty athletic fit shirt. Although he's constantly in the gym he cannot seem to make any gains in strength or size.

"Yo, this dude looks just like a discount John Cena! Everyone look, it's discount John Cena!"

by King Unicorn August 31, 2017

John Trevor Gregory

A scary man summoned by praising Dutton or Trump. He claps back with savage insults such as "Stump"

DONT CALL HIM JOHN TREVOR STUMPERY

You: TRUMP ON TOP
John Trevor Gregory: Stump
You: John Trevor Stumpery
John Trevor Gregory: STOP, STOP, STOP

by John Trevor Stumpery February 19, 2024