Skip to main content

The King 

You are receiving head as a passenger and you have to steer as a passenger and give directions to the head giver in the drivers seat on weather to go faster or slower (Gas peddle or head). No one knows which is which. This is dangerous and uncondoneable.
Dickhead is in the passenger seat and the girl in the driver seat says," Want me to make you feel like a king?" he says yes and she leans over and begins to give him oral head. While steering for the driver The King suddenly realizes that when he asks her to go faster that the head giver doesn't know weather he is asking to give faster head or car speed.
The King by marblestackr June 5, 2022

monkey king 2 

horny + gacha hater
"yo do you know monkey king 2?"

"yeah hes not a bigot so i dont f*** with him"
monkey king 2 by mick <33#2984 June 17, 2022

Raccoon King 

A cool person who doesn't listen to epicYToffcial because raccoons are cool unlike youtubers.
also loves among us.
i really like Raccoon King he is so cool and cool.

Archie King 

A theiving ,Conniving cock gobbling jew . Typically a short gay goblin of a man that has a burning desire to fiddle da kidddies
an absolute madlad who is hung like a horse. oh and also he must be black. sike he hung like a shrimp
oh look there’s goes the 1b_king
1b_king by thinggggggg June 22, 2022

Potato King 

The potato King's real name is Technoblade and Technoblade was a man that inspired all Minecraft content creators
Potato King by Vr_Thomas July 1, 2022