John

He is the definition of toxic masculinity

Sorry if your uncles name is John

John is a nice guy with a bad past, John needs to form some self love 🐶 😇😇😇

by Lightswitch1200 November 2, 2021

John

John is a guy that likes to present himself as cute and sweet but everyone knows this is just him being gay. He can’t see it himself but he usually acts gay because he’s is and then says that he is not.

Person 1: yo apparently ciaron has a large dick

John: THATS HOT!!!

by Hi?!? December 5, 2019

John Wicked

To cut somebody out of your life, as in ‘excommunicado’ in the John Wick movie series.

You cut that guy you were dating off, John Wicked him.

by anonymous August 5, 2024

john shot

A photo of oneself seated upon the toilet, presumably in the act of defecating.

"I asked her for a nude and she totally sent me a john shot. wtf bruh"

by squidlust69 September 25, 2020

jOHn

Saying "jOHn" is a way of telling any of your friends named John "oh" while calling them at the same time.

John: do u no de wae
Someone: jOHn....that is a dead meme.

by Alola_ March 17, 2018

john west

{john west} a name that comes with a heavy weight for having quite a thick penis and quite the reputation

{john west} once shoved his penis into half of Los Angeles and got away with it before the me too movement

by bigdabs420707 December 6, 2018

Father John Misty

One of the best indie artist of all of the times, mahashmashana is his newest album to date, and his best (in my opinion fuck your opinion) is God's Favorite Customer

I have a big crush on Father John Misty
Father John Misty isn't that pedo priest from your church

by ThatGuyInAGasMask December 3, 2024