Jacked up penguin

Something EXTREMELY, messed up.
Something that is so messed up that it deserves to have a ridiculous description.
That car is jacked up.... like a jacked up, jacked up penguin!
by Sterling1235 June 14, 2016
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Cracking Jack

The act of jerking off (typically a man), especially to the point of orgasm.

Originates from the term "jacking off" as well as the similarity of the "cracking" sound from performing it and the opening of usually alcoholic beverage bottles.
It is also a popular perversion of "cracker jack", the brand of caramel corn.
Roommate: "You two were so loud last night! I heard you cracking jack so loud I couldn't get to sleep!"

"Yo, she was cracking jack so hard i almost passed out!"
by J. Gam January 17, 2008
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jacking my squash

Random guy: your kinda gay. Me: your really jacking my squash right about now
by Kylethajit September 28, 2021
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bunk jack

your not getting it back it’s took/stolen
Anna asked for her money back but imma bunk jack
by Gue white November 17, 2020
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jack-stalker

A person who will stalk another person via social media and drive distances up to 1,000 miles to stalk the person at their workplace and home.
Do not talk to Susie because became a Jack-Stalker after billy broke up with her.
by Dr. Frederick Haynes CFN March 09, 2016
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