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cat the pat

it was pat the cat until some random hobo decided to change it to cat the pat

and that random hobo was me
random 53 iq guy:cat the pat!

normal person:what
by B_ R_ U_ H October 28, 2021
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catted

catted means to be fucked up. it can be fucked up on drugs or that something is fucked up (looking, sounding)
i smoked so much, i’m catted.

her outfit is so bad, she looks catted.
this guy can not sing, his voice is catted
by definecatted January 13, 2021
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cat

that weird little shit that asks for your food, and money, and rubs up against your legs (idk why). Some have fur, some dont, some have balls, some don't. There are a lot of them in the world (again... idk why). They hail Satan regularly. They have been known to help the Antichrist. They are the ones keeping the fact that the world is flat from us. They are trying to kill alex jones for exposing their secrets. they are secretly plotting to kill you if you own them. They have trackers special chips, implanted in their brains when they are babies, and the only way to make them work for you and defeat them once and for all. They are the most vile beings on the planet.
that cat is trying to blow us up, GRAB THE DETONATOR OUT OF ITS HAND
by Total Rebel April 12, 2019
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Cats

weird person: hey you want to go see Cats with me ?
alanna: I’m no longer friends with you
by LexIsBored April 15, 2021
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Interesting Cat

Like strange cat but better.

An interesting cat is weird and cool all at the same time.
Wow he's such an interesting cat
by goat888888 August 17, 2021
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cat boner

cat boner happens when ur cat gets happy, and their tail gets straight, seemingly erect, similar to a human dick
I just came home and my cat got a major cat boner. I think he takes after me when i look at anime tiddies
by dedflatboi77 November 26, 2022
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cat

by k25468 October 30, 2019
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