I wov you!

when a little child (usually 3 or 2) tries to say i love you

mom: ¨teddy did you eat my chocolate bar?¨
Teddy:¨no mommy i wov you!¨

by UN1C0RNGUR1 September 21, 2020

Fuck you Perry

when you want to tell Perry aka Agent P to fuck off

Perry: yo wassup
me: fuck you perry

by WeedTree September 27, 2020

Keep you in line

Ensure that one is behaving according to the prescribed conduct.

When I asked the drill Sargeant why he's always yelling at me, he said "to keep you in line."

by D. Y. Vetz September 29, 2020

Thank You Fag

Someone who feels the need to say thank you, or uses thank you a lot, when it's not necessary.

Lucas bought Brian a snack at the grocery store, like he always does.
Brian: Thank you!
Lucas: Dude! You say thank you way too often. Stop being such a thank you fag.

by BABYGIRL68 October 3, 2020

Polytech talking in you

Polytech is one of the worst universities in the world, in fact the campuses and professors there are so bad it makes you depressed and burned out. Studying there will destroy your self-esteem and will to live. So, when you feel untalented and ar your worst, it might not be you, it's just polytech ruining your self-esteem and talking in you

- dude, i wish i was a cool and interesting person
- nah, bro, you're good, that's just polytech talking in you

by jsspnkmn October 10, 2020

bro you wack

an overwatch youtuber who makes funny content for kids widely know as "the mei main" he has 302k subs at the time of making this

damn bro you wack is a good overwatch player

by hihi30852 October 13, 2020

You Years Resolution

When someone else's New Years Resolution unfortunately involves you.

Mary: "Jim wants to meet up with me. His You Years Resolution is get in touch with all of his old friends."
Linda: "When was the last time you called him?"
Mary: "Like 6 years! And there is a reason for that!"

Jane: "Kathy took me to the gym today."
Joe: "To the gym? You've never been to the gym!
Jane: "I know. Her You Years Resolution is to lose 25 pounds so she bought us both gym memberships. I hate the gym!"

by ejones63 January 2, 2013