An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.
Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.
by QuacksO October 17, 2019

The dirty goth got caught red handed by Second-Hand posing a toned emo girl who cuts her wrists for pleasure.
by Connor Barth June 26, 2020

Fire hand is when a person has capsaicin oil on their hand(s) then proceeds to use that hand for manual stimulation of genitals.
He made a dinner with plentiful jalepenos, then proceeded to finger his girlfriend after eating. The fire hand burned brightly, but the couple fought through the sting.
by Slade_TK December 9, 2018

Female counterpart to a rusty trombone whereas a female receives a rim job and gets fingered at the same time by the same person.
by Giblet Biscuit April 30, 2019

when someone slaps you (usually one the upper back) so hard it leaves a red and upraised imprint.
the imprint of a ferocious slap.
the imprint of a ferocious slap.
by panda porn December 17, 2011

When you sniffed too much hand sanitizer you get real high, I can't stop laughing and then eventually you realize your high so that you stop acting like your high cuz you know your high.
Shhhh..... Laugh laugh ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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Hey are you good bro
Yes I just inhell too much hand sanitizer
Nice bro so ur high from hand sanitizer
Hey are you good bro
Yes I just inhell too much hand sanitizer
Nice bro so ur high from hand sanitizer
by Weirdo Chlo September 17, 2020

a chemical compound used to clean your hands and was a BIG THING in 2020 but now people just put scent in it. but honestly non flavored is better than coke ngl
by thefunniman10102020 October 26, 2022
