The Pebbledash Blues are a particular brand of isolation and apathy symptomatic of any condition which prevents you from moving more than 10m from a toilet (due to chronic diarrhoea, hence the use of pebbledash. The origins of a case of Pebbledash Blues can be wide ranging, from participation at a craft ale festival to Norovirus. Sufferers of the 'Blues are generally identified by their sick demeanor, unwillingness to leave the house, an awkward gait caused by an overworked ringpiece and the rank odour emitted from their bathroom.
by McBuffet September 10, 2017
A condition often aquired at the end of the NCAA Basketball season during Conference Championship Week and the first few rounds of the NCAA Basketball Championship--affectionally known as March Madness. It results from changing the channel every few seconds trying desperately to catch every second of every game, but in the end never fully achieving the satisfaction and release from the closure of seeing every play of every game.
Caller: "Dude, have you been watching March Madness hoops?"
Friend: "Hell yes! The only thing is, I've got to put a bag of frozen peas on my knuckles in between games. Having four games on at once is killing me, I've got a serious case of Blue Knuckle...it's a damn good thing I've got two hands!!!
Friend: "Hell yes! The only thing is, I've got to put a bag of frozen peas on my knuckles in between games. Having four games on at once is killing me, I've got a serious case of Blue Knuckle...it's a damn good thing I've got two hands!!!
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