Oh man, I just took a huge goldfish poop. It was like half the length of my body and I had to shake my butt back and forth to get it to break loose.
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Many have yet to master the dark arts of the golden whirlpool, for it takes decades of hard training to succeed.
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When you take a shower in rusty water because your water softener isn't softening hard water correctly, either due to inappropriate maintenance schedules. Hard water is generally well-water from an aquifer with a high sediment and mineral content, such as rust.
I've been feeling pretty terrible lately due to my golden showers I've been taking. This water has really been hard on my hair.
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Get the Golden Corral Breakfast mug.Gauging or planning something realistically by taking into account both any inclination towards unwarranted precision or detail and towards any tendency of wild guessing or wishful thinking.
by MiddleoftheRoad March 28, 2023
Get the goldilocking mug.n. - (portmanteau of “gold-digger” and “boot-licker”) - a person who fanboys one or many super-wealthy persons, ascribes to them unrelated qualities such as native altruism, intelligence, or right-to-added-freedom, and tends to be quite vocal in their defense or admiration of this person who has no clue they exist and wouldn’t care if they did.
This goldlicker is out here defending Elon Musk like he's Superman and Princess Peach rolled into one.
by Cosmoglot March 30, 2023
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