November 2

National beat your meat day for those who are not attending the NNN (No Nut November)

- Yooo bro, let's beat our meat!
- But it's No Nut November.
- Aahh don't worry it's November 2 ,the beat your meat day, we're not attending

by PresidentWOOOOO November 2, 2020

you got 2 bucks

Usually asked by a junkie who needs 2 bucks to get him, or herself a shot of dope from someone at a homeless camp.

"You got 2 bucks!?"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

Lexy Secret part 2

Hmmm does Lexy have a girlfriend?? That question is really tuff lexy is a type if guy to get something out of but the answer isn't clear. But lexy is likely to have a girlfriend currently after his break up with zabrang he has to move on and now m sure u asking who is likely to be lexy girlfriend even though we aren't sure on who it really is the answer is it might be Amira or mariam. But the answer isn't confirm tho but that's all we have if u have noticed how Amira n lexy has been acting towards each other then u would see... Ofc no boy can resist Amira beauty and voice so it's pretty obvious lexy would go after her. Stay tuned for lexy's secret part 3

Lexy secret part 2 stay tuned

by Danvyt34 September 11, 2022

#pick-2

In a basketball game when a player steals the ball from a player on the opposite team, dribbles back and outruns every other player to his own basket and slam dunks the the ball for two points.

Sabrina swipes the ball from the Baylor guard, sprints the full length of the court, jumps high and slam dunks the ball for a #pick-2! Ducks win by two.

by Arnold Haffers February 17, 2019

Joergen 2

Joergen 2 is Pewdiepie's second horse in Minecraft after the original one suffocated in Obsidian.

Pewds:This is Joergen 2,of course there will always be one Joergen.
Water Sheep:
Pewds:Shut up,Water Sheep.

by Biggie Fatty L July 5, 2019

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you have achieved pure boredom, you shall now be for the rest of your life going to the urban dictoinary forever typing random stuff and stuck in a never ending loop that many people have fallin into you shall now fell the never lasting pain that all of us have felt.

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by plkmnlkaSJZGFiskzeughriou January 14, 2025

December 2

You don’t go to school that day

Student:I am not going to be at school because I am sick

December 2: Where are the students today

by E-girlgang November 5, 2019