Carlos G

Carlos is the coolest guy you'll ever meet. He's got dark hair and big eyes and he doesn't like his smile in photos but it looks perfect. He likes to throw himself into things way over his head like big projects or difficult paths but he somehow gets them done anyway (while complaining about it the whole time). He's quiet in certain places and louder when he's comfortable. He has amazing taste in movies and music and he will play his playlist everywhere you go. He's stubborn and traditional but only ever wants the best for the people he cares about. He is a loyal friend and will show up for you without trespassing his own standards for what he deserves. He is also an amazing and thoughtful boyfriend and always tries his best to show up even when struggling.

Carlos G is my husband.

by yourgirl<33 November 2, 2025

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G-string it

pulling your underwear up into your ass crack to fully expose both buttcheeks,

alternative: g-stringing it

"You don't have to pull your pants down to show us your ass pimple, just g-string it!"
"I got a sick butt tattoo, I'll g-string it"

by hamptonroomies May 15, 2024

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Top G

The ideal way of identifying if a man is worth talking to or not. If he uses Top G to describe himself or Andrew Tate, he is a weak willed and easily manipulated person who has to let another man do the thinking for him, and is not worth your time at all. Very often they will talk about "traditional values", masculinity and manhood, but if his "manhood" were half the size of his obnoxious ego, he wouldn't struggle to find women to have those "traditional values" with. Instead, they compensate on their lack of "manhood" by focusing on Bugatti's and being an asshole to women.

Woman: So how would you describe yourself?
"Top G": Well im the top g, im a high value male, a female like yourself just wouldnt understand. im an alpha, and im broke but daddy tate is teaching me how to make money. he has 15 Bugatti's, he's a top g.
Woman: And you are someone not worth talking to, bye.

by kysA.T. August 7, 2023

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(g+a)

the BEST couple in the world and they will stay together forever and they love eachother and they are always the cutest couple. If you and your partner have the same names as us remember that you will have a very good relationship and dont forget to forgive and love.

(g+a):
a: G I LOVE YOU!!
g: AHHHH I LOVE YOU TOOOOO!!

by skibidilord27 June 24, 2024

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