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Stolen Fried Chicken 

The most abundant crime reported on the fourth of July in black neighborhoods.
Cashier: "911! We gots another Stolen Fried Chicken!"

Operater: "Ugh, we'll have a unit over immediately."

booty call chicken 

When you knowingly call someone (2 rings max) before hanging up in the hopes that they will call you back and you will seal the deal ;).
Yo last night I played booty call chicken with K, M, and my boss!!! I'm such a slore!!!!

The big red chicken

A really big, fat, obese chicken from Dora The Explorer. He's the size of a 747, I think he's in the middle of puberty because his voice sounds like a 45 year old guy who is trying to do a voiceover of any of Justin Bieber's songs.
Carl: Brian! you should really lay off the burgers... seriously, you're starting to look like the big red chicken!
Brian: ''But I like fast food.''
Carl: ''Brian, are you the big red chicken's son?''
Brian: ''OH, no he's my uncle..''
Carl: *facepalm*

man chicken 

name given to the cylinder shaped object in the sexual region of the male form.
yummy down on this throbbing pole of hot man chicken.......mmmmm
man chicken by lewi p June 7, 2003

Pink Sock Chicken 

A game in which two people with pink socks tie them together and attempt to walk apart. The first person to scream loses. A pink sock, in turn, is a prolapsed rectum and has the appearance of a fleshy pink sock sticking out from one's anal region.
"Oh man! Ben and Jimmy totally played pink sock chicken. Now their asses will never heal!"

"Who won?"

"Ben - but now he's got himself a pink blanket!"

CACA CHICKEN 

Caca chicken is the kind of chicken that you like to caca.