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baby poop brown

Some cars & trucks have this hideous brown paint job which has the color of baby shit; hence the phrase, "baby poop brown". This paint job is so old that it is often somewhat faded and has a matte finish (vs. a glossy finish as is usual for automotive paint jobs).

A 1970 Ford Maverick that I had in 1986 sported this type of paint -- faded, matte finish, and colored baby poop brown.
{From a website featuring fictious "death battles" between TV commercial spokespeople, spokesanimals, and spokesthings}:

This fight shall take place outdoors on the breakdown lane in the southbound lanes of the I-5 freeway. Available to the embattled contestants are a 1976 Volkswagen Bug with a flat tire (or, "tyre" if you prefer) sporting a "baby poop brown" paint job and with the keys still in the ignition, a tire iron, a spare tire in the trunk (which is in the front, rather than in the back as is usual), several beer cans (one of them is full) in the roadside ditch, a half-used pack of matches, and the usual assortment of plants & weeds (including the poisonous foxglove) that you might find in a temperate north-American climate.
by Telephony September 27, 2013
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FURRY BABY

Well a FURRY BABY is slang for a womans vagina, the furry is self explanatory
MAN: OH HAI DER DIDJA HEAR ABOUT WOMANS VAG?
WOMAN: OHYEAH MIGHTY HAIRY DER
MAN: DATS FURRY BABY KAY?
WOMAN: KAY
by FURRY BABY SNATCHER November 24, 2009
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baby fat

substance know as seamen excreted from the penis whilst geting it on.
That bitch took my baby fat in her mouth
by sidders May 1, 2003
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Gay Baby Jail

Popularized by Twitch streamer Simpleflips, Gay Baby Jail is a spot in a game where you are softlocked and unable to leave. This extends to not being able to die, forcing you to load an old save file or just turn off the game.
I've been stuck in Gay Baby Jail for 2 hours because I don't want to go back to my old save.
by Dontaskaboutcake January 17, 2018
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chu chu baby

An infamous foot 🦶🏼 that wiggles for its entertainment.
Boy: OMG is that an chu chu baby
Girl: I’m just wiggling my foot stupid!
by The random everything August 9, 2019
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baby boy culture

baby boy culture is jeongin singing baby shark
by skzchans October 15, 2018
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caught a baby bird

A trick that you play on friends. It's when a male turns his back to his group of friends, unzips his pants and takes out his cock and balls. Then he gently cups them in his hands and tells his friends that he has "caught a baby bird".

When the friends come over to investigate, the male reveals the true nature behind his cupped hands. Usually good for a laugh if done right.
1) Lance was hangin with his sister and 4 friends. He decided to do the old caught a baby bird routine. He turned around, unzipped his pants and told them to come over. They just about dropped dead when he revealed his 13 inch manhood - it looked more like a snake than a baby bird.

2) Zippy did the ole caught a baby bird to some girl outside the bar and spent the night in the greybar hotel.
by Jrubadub November 26, 2010
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