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Kerry you are my sex bot.
by denae May 24, 2005
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toe sex

When one lays ontop of another being and they suck the live life out of eachothers toes until they are whiter da white.
by James Blackwell March 26, 2003
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train sex

Train sex is a phrase of recent origin. It arose in places with overcrowded trains, especially Japan and India, where "accidental" bumping of hips, bottom and genitals developed into obviously deliberate molestation, and finally penetration.

The practice has spread to other public transport and other crowded areas such as concerts, and has spread to other countries as well. Young schoolgirls in uniforms are especially targeted.

One factor for its development included the tendency of many Japanese women to be subservient or submissive and not to complain or protest, to avoid embarrassment. Other factors were the loneliness of both the molester and his victim, and the gentle persistence of the molestor until his victim was aroused.

In Japan, a male who molests and initiates sex on trains is called a "chikan" and a female who does so is called a "chijo".
I'm so sad. I rode back and forth on the Tokyo trains all day, hoping for train sex, but I didn't get molested once!

I'm sorry officer, I was inspired by the fact that there are so many videos of train sex on the internet, and I thought I'd try it too.

Teacher, I was late for school, because someone started molesting me on the train, and I didn't want to get off at my stop, in case he wanted train sex.
by Group of Friends September 24, 2011
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booger sex

When KY Jelly isn't available and you need to lube up your grandma's sandy old dust snatch.
Man, my grandma was really horny last night. I decided to oblige after she took her teeth out.

Fumbling in the poorly lit bedroom, I couldn't find my tube of lube. She moaned "give it to me Hansel!"

Shuddering with disgust, I closed off my left nostril and blew a filthy, brown-green snot clot all over her clitoris (which was withered and deformed with age).

Then I gave her a hard hump and had my first official booger sex.
by Pollup December 11, 2007
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chin sex

The act of using your chin to have sex
Bobby had chin sex with Suzie on Tuesday.
by Beckzie December 23, 2006
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Sex God

Fulfills every possible sexual need that a woman could ever desire with a minuscule amount of effort. There is no age limit on the level of Sex God. One can only decide he himself as a sex god when his shoe size has reached 13 and he is truly a master of sexy time.
Kyle made me scream in orgasmic fury last night, I'm still shaking in complete aw. He is truly one crazy ass sex god.
by Sex goddess11111 June 3, 2010
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Oral Sex

oral sex

1: The direct result of expensive jewelry, such as a tennis bracelet or engagement ring. May also result from the purchase of the football package or dressing up to look like a female stranger.

2: A man or a woman causing sexual pleasure, preferably to the point of orgasm using primarily their mouth.

3:When married couples only form of sexual intimacy comes in the form of shouting 'Fuck You!' from down a hallway.
Sheila-"Why are we shopping for a new gaming console for your man?"

Tara-"We're not, were shopping for a weeks worth of oral sex."

Jewelry Salesman -"What can we help you with today sir?"
Sir Timothy- "I am looking to buy about a month of oral sex."
Jewelry Salesman - "Excellent, let me get my keys so I can bring out the private selection."

She performed oral sex on me until I ejaculated in her nag hole!

We had oral sex last night for about twenty minutes before my throat got so sore I couldn't scream at him to go fuck himself anymore.
by Dry Rubber Chicken July 23, 2010
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