eagle penis 

The genitals of a large and majestic bird.

Often used in potions.

Harry Potter: Why isn't this bloody potion working?
Hermione: We were low on eagle penis.

eagle penis by i'mjustheretofuckaround May 2, 2011

small penis motorcycle 

small penis motorcycle

a motorcycle that is way too powerful for a man, but he rides it because it overcompensates for his small penis.

A small penis motorcycle is a motorcycle way more powerful than the skills of the rider, but he chooses to ride it to overcompensate for his genital inadequacies.

small penis motorcycle by HyperNCecil December 7, 2013

gay penis 

A penis that springs up at the sight of a man, despite what the actual person wants (whether the person is homo or straight)

Ah fuck, i wanted to tap Angelina, but my gay penis wanted Adam.

gay penis by LilJPezzy September 13, 2016

Yellow penis 

A yellow penis

I have a yellow penis

Yellow penis by Hdjsxicjs October 27, 2016

georgia penis 

The largest cock known to man-kind. It is 17 inches in girth and 16 inches in length. Usually found on rednecks that fly the rebel flag regularly. They use Georgia red clay as lubricant for their trailer park sluts. Unlike Alabama penises , we don't fuck family members

Girl: " I couldn't walk this morning "

Guy: he gave you the Georgia penis didn't he "

georgia penis by Young savage with the Mack March 14, 2017

My penis 

It’s too long to type.

I would tell u Joke about my penis but it’s too long

My penis by Rmath July 5, 2019

slapping my penis 

Getting your manhood insulted.

Boy: (Showing off his new bike)
(Friends crowd him thinking he's so cool with his new bike)
Mom:(Puts helmet on her son) Don't forget your helmet.
Boy: *embarrassed) Mom, don't be slapping my penis!

slapping my penis by UndeadCharlie3Tears October 31, 2014