Fuck ass penis wiener

A.) A phrase one uses when one word is not enough to express their frustration.

B.) A deadly insult that can be used to start WWIII

A.) John: “Hey Sarah, will you go out with me?”
Sarah: “No.”
John: “Fuck ass penis wiener!” *Pulls out gun*

B.) Donald Trump: “That Vladimir Putin guy is a real Fuck ass penis wiener.”
*Donald Trump proceeds to be assassinated, resulting in nuclear warfare*

by Ligma over September 25, 2020

National Penis Man Week

National Penis Man Week. Celebrated around the globe as a national holiday, the Penis Man Week is an inspiration to all as he is an icon of the world. He has done so much and provided everything we need to strive in life, so we commemorate the last week of December in honor of our hero, Penis Man!

I love to celebrate National Penis Man Week from December 25 - 31!

by PenisManSupporter123 December 11, 2022

Penis Stench Monkey Aids

A type of disease that gives you monkeypox in your penis.

It also makes you black.

Person 1: THAT NIGGA GOT PENIS STENCH MONKEY AIDS
Person 2: Shiii i got the disease but at least i saw his dick

by A gay boy version965 October 31, 2022

9/11 your penis

To ejaculate upon the side of an other erect penis facing upwards, similar to how the planes crashed into the side of the Twin Towers on 9/11.

Person 1: I am going to kill you and skin you alive and 9/11 your penis.
Person 2: WTF???

by sluckygush October 8, 2021

Charizard's Super Huge Penis

Charizard huge penis is so large that it will destroy ash's Pikachu in one shot

I love sucking Charizard's Super Huge Penis

by charizardpp April 2, 2023

deshi deshi tard penis

literally just words added together as an insult. when you can't find correct words to describe someone who is being unreasonable.

oh man, you're such a deshi deshi tard penis.

by lozzer14 November 18, 2010

bent-penis math equations

Classical logic (usually Rationalism) of the early Greek philosophers (Socrates, Plato, Aristottle) demented beyond all recognition to make others feel stupid and prove random, pointless things (pumpkins are really purple, you don't exist, four means five) to demonstrate, in the user's mind, and all observers, the user's intellectual superiority over his victims. Usually used to compensate for shortcomings in social skills and genital endowment. Numbers often used in lieu of statements, and quotes of victim usually blown completely out of proportion (Ex. So, If Texan, Then Racist, so If P, Then Q). Easily defeated if you have taken the first few weeks of a basic college philosophy course, or with a good swift (but very well-aimed) kick to the nuts.

"So, If P Then Q, but If Not P Then Still Q..."

"Not again..."

by Anarchist October 17, 2003