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a john howard

Shovel poo from ones bum

And smear it on another person's eyebrows
She looks like she's had a john howard
by leroy 1111111 October 21, 2022
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John

Sexy ….Amazing style.The definition of a perfect man.Protector, Loyal and honorable.Every girl dreams to be with a John.If you find one keep him.Never let him go.Your in luck ladies because John is the Bomb.com.
You must be with a John I can tell by that huge grin on your face.Damn girl what did you do last night?
by Channahm July 28, 2021
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Ethan John

Everyone's favourite man. Ethan John is caring, thoughtful, sensitive, and will always be there for you. He's adventurous and enjoys nature. If you ever want a random fact, ask Ethan John, for he will always provide an interesting and maybe not so relevant fact! When it comes to animals and crazy creatures you've never heard of, there he is, with everything you need to know.

He's grounded and handsome, strong and hard working. He'd go through a lot to help you, and in his selflessness, he'll cast all of his problems completely to the side for your sake. He's an incredible man, and definitely one in a million!
Girl I: "Oh my word, is that Ethan John??"
Girl 2: "Yeah yo, and he's mine!!"
by Fellybeemanloveroohahh January 31, 2023
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john

isn’t allowed to date until he’s 18, but considers you his girlfriend anyways. he makes you feel like the best girl in the world, then breaks your heart bc he cares more about his sport than he does about you. who knows, things may work out in the future though.
no john is the sweetest.

i hate john so much.
by ajtheblondie March 30, 2021
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John Fetterman

To pull a “John Fetterman” means to wear casual clothes to a formal event where everyone is wearing formal clothes. A “John Fetterman” is a person who comes to formal events wearing casual clothes. Someone who comes wearing casual clothes to weddings, conferences, galas, funerals, receptions, etc. is a “John Fetterman”. Plural form of "John Fetterman" will be "John Fettermen".
At the black-tie charity gala, everyone was dressed to the nines except for Mark, who showed up in a hoodie and jeans — he totally pulled a John Fetterman!

When Sarah showed up to the wedding in sneakers and a flannel shirt, everyone whispered that she was a John Fetterman.
by Truman33 January 22, 2025
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Father John Misty

One of the best indie artist of all of the times, mahashmashana is his newest album to date, and his best (in my opinion fuck your opinion) is God's Favorite Customer
I have a big crush on Father John Misty
Father John Misty isn't that pedo priest from your church
by ThatGuyInAGasMask December 3, 2024
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The Shitfaced John

a Rocket Palmer with a minimum of 2 shots of Vodka added to the mix.
this Rocket Palmer sure would be tasty with some Vodka. How about The Shitfaced John?
by masters of mixology September 23, 2011
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