ur mom

A good comeback

What are you doing tonight?

Ur mom

by Alexys ayers January 8, 2022

Your Mom Gay

Also known as YoMGa. The 4th and supposedly final stage of the BOFA disease, extremely rare due to how lethal stage 2, LIGMA and stage 3, E-TMA are.

YoMGa survivor: I survived YoMGa!
Person 2: What's YoMGa?
YoMGa survivor: Your Mom Gay
*Person 2 spontaneously combusting

by Your mom gay survivor March 18, 2024

mom wrinkles

The wrinkles a female gets from giving birth.

Guy 1: You should ask her out.

Guy 2: Nah
Guy 1: Why not?

Guy 2: She has a kid.
Guy 1: How do you know?

Guy 2: Cuz she has mom wrinkles.

by Don'thave1 April 22, 2020

your mom

a woman fatter than the earth that somehow gave birth to you

bro your mom so fat she took a spoon to the super bowl

by lihudfs March 22, 2022

Dylan’s Mom

One of the most sweet, awesome, funny moms I’ve ever met! Gave birth to 3 killer kids, one who I’m especially fond of.

Dylan’s Mom is so funny!

by andrew garfield’s wife November 21, 2021

Mom

The person who makes you feel like your worthless and she rubs everything in. She's annoying and I hate her.

mom: *yells at you*
You:...
Mom: SHUT UP AN BE QUIET!

by Shinso_Kaminari9776 May 24, 2021

Mom cannibalism

Your mom understands why some animals eat their young ones.

"My mom can't be a cannibal lmao what you talking about"
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? 🤨🤨 *vsauce music intensifies*

Stay late at night and your best friend's gonna manifest the cannibalism in your mum
A large majority of children get eaten by their mum everyday if they don't sleep on time.

Listen to Urban dictionary. Listen to your mum. Have a good sleep schedule :)

"Omg it's 3 A.M. and I'm still awake lols"

"Your mom's gonna eat you up if you don't sleep, mom cannibalism exists"

by KnightDoesSomeRandomShit November 21, 2021