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King Lans

A nickname/noun given to the leader of a circle of friends. The name Lans originated from the 1st ever use of the nickname back in 2020 with a small circle of friends

The name Lans originally "Lands" and King being of the highest rank. Lans is the Dutch variation of the German name Lanzo, which is also the origin of Lance.

To be nicknamed 'King Lans' means you are now the leader of a friend group.
All hail King Lans, let him lead the party at Tuesday!
by LePost James May 10, 2023
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King Arthur’d

The attempt of a foreign individual or group to invite you to gather together for a threesome.

Much like King Arthur sent out lettered invitations for knights to gather around the round table and muck around.
I was selling ice cream on the beach and a couple wrote me a note on a napkin asking me to have a threesome with them.

I said no

If you’re going to King Arthur me at least give me a good tip!

King Arthur’d- the act of getting invited into a threesome
by Breath God September 8, 2021
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King Marshall

A cuntboy that lies to his lover
King Marshall told his lover once more he was feeling fine.
by KingMarshalll August 11, 2018
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burger king

person 1 : u wanna go to burger king

person 2 : nah bro that shits the chum bucket id never eat that
by jamla2002ad March 22, 2023
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Tiger Kinged

Verb - The act of dropping so much densely packed information on someone at once that they are completely overloaded and rendered unable to perform higher brain functions for a temporary time. The individual being Tiger Kinged usually is not expecting to be mentally crushed by so much densely packed information and is not prepared, such that the sheer mental processing power that it takes to unpack everything renders them in a state of shock and at times stupidity for an hour or so after while they digest everything to make sense of it.
Rio: Have you seen Netflix's Tiger King yet?

Tim: Honestly, after the first two episodes, I felt stupid af while my brain processed all of that info. I mean, in two episodes you introduce me to a gay af country-ass tiger trainer who has TWO husbands, this one dude got NO teeth and nipple piercings, OK? Oh yea, and NEITHER of them are gay! Then this girl Carole maybe (definitely!) murdered her husband and fed him to the tigers?! And there's this Hindu guru follower guy with a beer belly and a pony tail named Doc who has SEVEN??? wives? WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK. So yea, my brain needs a LONG minute to process all of this. I'm taking the rest of the day easy. Believe that.

Rio: omg that happened to me too! lol We got Tiger Kinged!

Tim: lol absolutely
by ShadyKuns April 4, 2020
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cricket king

Someone who repeatedly attempts to start up conversation in a group chat / text / email thread, but is never responded to, as what they are saying is irrelevant to the concerns of any of the recipients.
He wouldn't be such a cricket king if he didn't feel the need to start talking about nonsense every time the group goes silent.
by commissioner mugsy August 29, 2017
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Burber King

Burber King is a Burger King Restaurant which is located in the ‘burbs’ (please see burbs as a slang for suburbs or residential area). Rather than a restaurant.
Example 1:

Person 1: Have you seen the new Burber King open up down the road?
Person 2: Ha ha ha, yeah, it’s Burber not Burger then, right?

Example 2:

Person 1: I’m hungry, but we’re stuck in the burbs, where should we go?
Person 2: There’s a Burber King down the road, let’s go there.
by Tacchyon November 7, 2020
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